Ramblings

[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:40:13 PM] The Metric Rebel: ok
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:40:17 PM] The Metric Rebel: have the raptor jump over the counter
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:40:20 PM] The Metric Rebel: I run to the back office
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:40:22 PM] The Metric Rebel: and run out the door
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:40:29 PM] The Metric Rebel: the raptor takes five minutes to open the door
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:40:33 PM] The Metric Rebel: and while he's doing that
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:40:38 PM] The Metric Rebel: I take the elevator to the fifth floor
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:40:49 PM] The Metric Rebel: there's already one on the lobby floor
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:41:02 PM] The Metric Rebel: I don't want to chance going outside
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:41:06 PM] The Metric Rebel: because there could be more
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:41:20 PM] The Metric Rebel: I go to the top floor
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:41:23 PM] The Metric Rebel: call the cops
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:41:32 PM] The Metric Rebel: have them bring SWAT
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:41:44 PM] Dorothy: haha
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:41:47 PM] The Metric Rebel: get them to take out the raptor(s)
[Wed Jul 30 2008 05:41:50 PM] The Metric Rebel: and rescue me

When I was a young boy, it was my dream job to be the ride operator of a blast coaster at a theme park.  I always thought it would be fun to be the person who would catch people off guard and send them racing down a steel track in a train traveling at what, to them, would seem like the speed of death.  I always imagined the kinds of things I'd say.

Me:  Do you guys want a warning?
Patrons:  Yes!
Me:  Okay.  *LAUNCH*  Warning.

or

Me:  Alright, you guys.  It seems like everybody's ready so here w- *LAUNCH*
Me (to the people waiting in line):  Hehe... woops... finger slipped.

I don't know about you guys but that just seems like LOADS of fun to me.  Think of all the joy that would bring!  Think of all the power!  Though... a great fictional man once said, "With great power comes great responsibility."  *bows head in honor of Uncle Ben Parker*  I'd have to be sure not to kill anybody.  There would be weak hearts to consider.  I mean what if I were to push the button and catch somebody completely by surprise and their heart stopped?  What if somebody actually died on the ride!?  How could I live with myself?  Somebody would have died by my clumsy, playful hands!  I don't think I'd be able to handle that.

But who cares!?  People die!  I wanna push buttons and blast people out of my life!  Wheeeee!

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Well, it's the last hour of my shift here at the world famous, historic, illustrious Hampton Inn Fairfax and I'm tired and half crazy, so I decided to blow the dust off my lj and post an update! Whee!

It's 6:00AM and the guests are starting to wake up and checkout. Amazing. Sandy, the lady who prepares breakfast for the guests, has... well... prepared breakfast for the guests (and me). It smells delicious, but I don't know... I'm tired and half crazy. It could be shit.

But I doubt it.

Today, I will... sleep. Then, I'll clean my room? Who knows? Maybe I'll write another entry! A better one! Maybe...

holy shit I graduated

Fuck.

...ouch.



but at the same time, good for you two.

So that's two nights in a row that I've been absolutely furious.

What do ya say? Wanna go for three?

Today, I woke up to Judy Garland.

It was delightful.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Stop being a sissy and fight the bully who keeps stealing my milk money. Get your resolution here.

Do you think you’re a good person?

 

Yes?

 

Do you mind if I ask you a few questions to see if that’s true?

 

Have you ever lied?

 

Of course you have.

 

Have you ever stolen something?

 

Of course you have, oh come on you just admitted you’ve lied.

 

Have you ever looked with lust at another person?

 

Of course you have we all have.

 

Ever not honored and obeyed your father and your mother or legal guardian?

 

Sure, of course you have, so have I

 

Ever taken the Name of God in vain?

 

That’s called Blasphemy, instead of using a 4 letters word to express disgust you’re using the name of the God that gave you life as a curse word.

 

Did you know that God has appointed a day in which all man kind will be judged and you just admitted and now know that you’re guilty?

 

Did you know that everyone is guilty?

 

Did you know that the punishment for breaking Gods law which is called sin, bears the punishment of Death and eternal Hell?

 

So where do you think you’ll go on judgment day heaven or hell?

 

If you said Hell your right, if you said Heaven you forget that God is good, and since he is good and righteous he must up hold the law and punish sin wherever it is found, even if you’re sorry and even if he loves you.  What good would a Judge be that didn’t punish a criminal that broke a crime or disobeyed the law?  Well they wouldn’t be good or righteous because they didn’t do their sworn duty to uphold the law.

 

I  have good news for you though, God doesn’t want that fate for us.  He sent his only son Jesus Christ who was made a man and given flesh and bone to come to earth to die for our sins on the cross and pay the fine of our sins for us.  However, only those who accept God and his son Jesus Christ and repent(which means to turn away) from their sins and give him their whole life and heart can have their fine paid for their sins and not have judgment come upon them.

 

Would you like to give your life to God and repent of your sinful ways and receive the gift of eternal life in Heaven, instead of burning in Hell?

 

Then pray this prayer from your heart:

Oh Heavenly Father I have broken the law that you have given us and sinned against you and I deserve death and eternal Hell.  I know that you sent your son to die for our sins on the cross and that only through him can I be saved.  I give you my life dear God and to your Son Jesus Christ and I surrender myself to you.  I give you my whole heart and I turn away from my evil and sinful ways and repent of them forever.  I want to receive your gift of Heaven and so I give myself to you Jesus Christ and God the Father now and forever. Amen.

 

 

If you prayed that prayer just now from your heart and gave your life to him I would like you to know that you are now saved through his Son Jesus Christ.  You need not worry about sin anymore and that as it is written in the Bible that He/she who has given their self to him is in his hand forever more and cannot be plucked out by anything, you are saved through and through.  The Holy Spirit will live within you letting you know Gods will and plan for your life.  Even though you may face persecution from others and go through trials and tribulations may it bring you closer to Jesus Christ and his Father our God Almighty. 

 

You may feel a hunger to know more about God and his son Jesus Christ so I urge you to go buy a Bible they are about $8 and you can get them at Barnes and Nobles or other local book stores.  I suggest the New American Version or the New King James Version as other version are in an old form of English and be a real pain in the butt to try and understand.  I also suggest you start with the Book of John in the New Testament (Yes I know my name is John also ;-) and no it’s not because it’s my name that I want you to read it first).  Once you feel that that hunger has been well fed by your increasing knowledge of Christ I urge you to continue reading the rest of the New Testament and go back to Genesis and read the Old Testament as well as it explains the origins of the Jewish faith and the prophecy’s about Jesus Christ before he was born,

 

Thanks and God Bless you.

Today my mother told me that homosexuality just isn't something she believes in.

Hm.

You know that joke? It goes like this:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9!

It's smarter than people realize.  If you look at it from 6's perspective, then you realize 6 has every right to be afraid.  Looking past 6's close proximity to 7, you may notice that 6 looks a lot like the unfortunate 9.

6.  9.  6.  9.  6.  9.

They're pretty similar. 

So what if 6, after a long day of being used in compound time signatures and other crazy things, decides to take a nap?  The murderous 7 could easily mistake it for a 9.  And that would be very unfortunate for everybody.  Especially the Irish (Irish jigs), the Six-Million Dollar Man, and the Anti-Christ... which I guess wouldn't be that bad.

so tired of pointless bullshit

There was a rapper during the 80's.  His name was Darrell Thomas.  Since his name was Darrell Thomas, he went by the name M.C. Delta T.  You know, to be cool.

Everybody called him "Q".

I want a hedgehog named Artemis.